You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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