just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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