How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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