and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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