She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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