I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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