That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Everything about him screamed your future.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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