Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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