that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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