K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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