I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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