Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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