I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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