If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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