The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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