break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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