I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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