I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
it glows. i had to have it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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