your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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