I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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