Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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