their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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