therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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