Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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