I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We got so high we made milksteak
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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