Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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pray to the hookup gods
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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