you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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