with your own penis?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dear god my vagina.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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