I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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