Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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