1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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