chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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