I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
the raccoons are back...
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