i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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