if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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