I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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