Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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