I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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