he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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