Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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