some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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