She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
