is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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