I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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