Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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