I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
accomplished twins. life is a go
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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