I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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