i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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