Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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