thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
operation harelip BJ is a go
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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