It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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