My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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